May 2013
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I’ve just realised a guy in my anxiety group looks exactly like the original Chekhov.
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perspicaciousbovril:
There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
powerdadgendoikari:
captain-communism:
monetizeyourcat:
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
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Sometimes my self-worth goes up but then I remember that I literally understand nothing in statistics and I kind of want to throw myself off a bridge.
glasslightss:
andrvw:
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments
cannibalism
rapedbyrapture:
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
wibblywobblyeyebrowsofdoom:
winchesterlicious:
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
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scarvesandfoxes:
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Shrewd move, Yahoo.
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I’ve been feeling rather thin lately and I don’t like it. I legitimately miss my fat.
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
All I’m imagining is Dappy descending from the ceiling in Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.
A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.
No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
I actually know someone exactly like this.
Watching Sherlock
Me: Now, this part is actually a reference to the canon where -
Family: SHUT UP!
